An American tourist was exploring ancient ruins in Greece when he stumbled upon a mysterious old lamp. Naturally, he rubbed it, and a genie appeared!
“You have freed me!” boomed the genie. “As a reward, I grant you one wish.”
The tourist, thinking big, said, “I wish for a bridge connecting North America and Europe, so I can drive between continents!”
The genie sighed. “That’s an incredibly complex and difficult wish. Think of the engineering, the materials, the ocean currents… it’s almost impossible! Do you have another wish?”
The tourist thought for a moment and then said, “Okay, then I wish I could understand women.”
The genie paused, a thoughtful expression on his face. He then cleared his throat and said,
“So, about that bridge… would you prefer two lanes or four?”