A police officer is on patrol when he spots a car swerving wildly down the street, bumping into trash cans and nearly hitting a lamppost. He immediately pulls the car over.
He approaches the driver’s window, which slowly rolls down to reveal a very small, fluffy dog sitting behind the wheel, wearing sunglasses.
The officer blinks, then rubs his eyes. “Alright, sir,” he says, trying to keep his composure, “do you know why I pulled you over?”
The dog just stares at him, then lets out a tiny bark.
The officer sighs. “Look, I’m going to need to see your license and registration.”
The dog barks again, then nudges a paw towards the passenger seat. The officer leans in and sees a very large, sleepy-looking man slumped in the passenger seat, snoring loudly.
The officer shakes his head. “Sir, is this your car? And are you letting your dog drive?”
The man slowly opens one eye, yawns, and then looks at the dog. “Oh, is it my turn already?” he mumbles. “I told him to wake me up when we got to the dog park!”