A beautiful princess is walking through a forest when she hears a tiny voice call out to her. She looks down and sees a small frog sitting on a lily pad.
“Fair princess,” the frog says, “I have been placed under a terrible curse. If you would only be so kind as to kiss me, I will transform back into a handsome prince.”
The princess is surprised but intrigued.
The frog continues, “And once I am a prince again, I will be eternally grateful. We can marry, you will move into my castle with me, and we will live happily ever after.”
The princess smiles, picks up the frog, and gently places it in her pocket.
The frog, confused, calls out from inside her pocket, “Hey! What are you doing? Aren’t you going to kiss me?”
The princess replies, “Honestly, at my age, a talking frog is way more interesting.”